Depending on which version you are watching, you will be getting a different title. One that is aware that the main characters here are not the brightest. A journey that began many years ago finally finds its conclusion.

The teacher who still is an unlikely fit (if you even want to call it that), who is stripped away from his love (interest). Or rather she was thrown off the movie - not sure who made the choice, she herself or the producers - not that it matters in the grand scheme of things.

If you are familiar with our main players you know their quirks. We know them so well, that you kind of forget they are real human beings (actors nonetheless) who only pretend to be completely clueless - also lacking intelligence to put it mildly and hopefully in a way that does not offend anyone.

But if you actually are someone who is easily offended you probably should not watch the movie. The way the kids are treated or how they treat others ... it is a comedy, but again you have to lower your own IQ while watching, so it doesn't quit on you ... ok I may be exaggerating things a little bit here, but you know what I mean.

There are some PSA at the end of the movie - during the credits, followed by Outtakes. Especially the latter ones are more likely to get you to laugh than most of the things that are in the movie. Just saying - I applaud the actors, even though I don't quite like what they do. But they give it their all and really let loose. Which again is more than apparent how hard it is, when you watch the bloopers.

Terrible acting even for german movies.

Dont think that even 6 year olds could laugh about that - the jokes just annoying and cringe. To round it up theres some of the most annoying music ive ever heard in a movie.

One extra star for some pretty actresses.

"Fack ju Göhte 3" or "Suck Me Shakespeer 3" is a German film from 2017, still relatively new, and as the title gives away the third installment of its franchise. It was clear before that already that this would be the last film and that it would end as a trilogy. The man behind this is Bora Dagtekin and his lead is Elyas M'Barek and these two have worked together on projects begore FJG already. Now what can be said about this one? I think the original film, a huge commercial success, was tolerable, the second was pretty weak and this one here is just plain horrible. So the winner you could say is Karoline Herfurth who decided not to return to play the protagonist's love interest. The only winner I guess. Still they got a decent cast together as there would be no doubt that this is gonne be another commercial success, which sadly says nothing positive at all about German theater audiences. Jella Haase is back of course as Chantal and maybe she is the central female character this time. Katja Riemann is back as well sharing some screen time with Sandra Hüller who somewhat fills in for Herfurth and I think she is a pretty talented actress, not only in Toni Erdmann, but yeah she is terrible here, which is probably more becazuse of the way the character was written than to her performance. Chantal gets away with Toxic. Hüller doesn't. Good actors and actresses like Maertens, Harfouch, van Acken and Hermann are wasted with minimal screen time. Sucks to see somebody go from being a Fassbinder regular to Fack Ju Göhte. Oh well, the comedy is at the film's very core. The film does not feel fluent at all, but it relies on individual scenes. One or two were mildly funny perhaps, the rest is trash and that the film runs for a massive 110 minutes (plus another 10 minutes of credits) is not helping matters at all. It's never funny, let alone laugh out loud funny. Had this been the only problem, maybe I could have been more generous with my rating as I rarely give 1 out of 5, but yeah, the film tries to make important statements on crucial subjects like bullying, suicide, poverty, struggling mother-daughter relationship, violence, career paths etc. and it takes itself so painfully important at times that it is just horrible to watch. Of course, it is also an extremely predictable movie. The conflicts all feel like nothingness and are solved right away. I mean if a core conflict is a teacher buying magazines by one of his students that she things people read them, then that says it all. Everythign of course turns out happy, everybody succeeds with their exams and A-Levels, the teacher ends up loving his job and succeeds at his own test where superiors watch the way he handles his class. Also after school the kids are all successful. And maybe the most cringeworthy moment is how and what this film is trying to sell us as art and creative painting and how one boy succeeds with his unorthodox method. So yes it is an unbearably bad 2 hours and I recommend everybody with decent taste in film to stay far far away from this one. Unless they love other crap like recent Schweiger and Schweighöfer films. Then they will probably appreciate this one here too. It's not cool. Not smart. Not deep. Not insightful. Not charming. Just plain bad. Best decision in the process of making this film? To end the franchise afterward. Highly not recommended.